Rant about disgusting piece of filth my sister is wearing as a token of her appreciation of a guy she doesn’t even see anymore.

Disgusting bracelet

If, while I’m in China, I get news of an epidemic disease that experts believe originated from the CU Boulder area, I will have strong suspicions of the source.  See exhibit A, above.  My sister has been wearing this bracelet, made out of rope, since before Christmas, last year.  She was given it by a guy that she used to be friends with, and now barely even talks to, because “he looked really sad when you made me take the last one off”.  I’m sorry, is the welfare of mankind less important to you? Do you have any idea what kind of diseases may be growing in this bracelet?  It reminds me of that old Simpsons episode when some hot chic spit on Bart’s hand and he decided to never wash it again. D.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g.  I would like to further point out that when guys decide to give me jewelery, they give it in the form of gold and diamonds.  Who makes a bracelet out of rope, you cheap bastard.  Especially one that cannot be removed and you start crying when it’s attempted.  If you want her to wear your jewelery forever, remember this simple phrase:  diamonds are forever.  Also a girl’s best friend.

Dear sister,
Take it off!  It’s starting to trigger my gag reflex.  And I think you may be getting rabies…

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